Funny Friday: New Bishop

A new bishop was visiting the homes in the ward.  At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.

Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote “Revelation 3:20” on the back of the card and stuck it in the door.

The following Sunday he found that his card had been returned under his office door. Added to it was this cryptic message, “Genesis 3:10.”

Reaching for his Bible to check out the verse, he broke up in gales of laughter.

“Here I am! I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, I will come in and eat with that person, and they with me.” Revelation 3:20 (NIV)

“He answered, “I heard you in the garden, and I was afraid because I was naked; so I hid.”” Genesis 3:10 (NIV)