Funny Friday: Unicorn for Christmas

Unicorn for Christmas

Funny Friday: Unicorn for Christmas

Me: Santa, I want a magical unicorn for Christmas.

Santa: Be realistic.

Me: OK. Then, I want 5 minutes to myself each day to drink hot coffee and pee in peace.

Santa: What color unicorn would you like?

“Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow?” Job 39:10 (KJV)

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