I recently saw someone post this and got a giggle out of it. I can almost imagine my grandmother, who had 13 kids, saying something like this! “It turns out that when asked who your favorite child is, you’re supposed to pick one of your own. I know that now.” But remember 😉…
“For God does not show favoritism.” Romans 2:11 (NLT)
Things to remember when I get too excited for the warm summer nights to come…
“…I will send pestilence among you…” Leviticus 26:25 (ESV)
A modern day rendition of what it may have been like when Jesus explained his death and resurrection to his mom… So then I was all like “Mom chill out. I’ll be back in like three days, tops.”
“From then on Jesus began to tell his disciples plainly that it was necessary for him to go to Jerusalem, and that he would suffer many terrible things at the hands of the elders, the leading priests, and the teachers of religious law. He would be killed, but on the third day he would be raised from the dead.” Matthew 16:21 (NLT)
Me yelling at squirrels in the street to move so they don’t die is probably the same feeling God has watching me live my life most days.
“…You shall surely die…” Ezekiel 3:18 (ESV)
This cute meme was floating around on social media. Seems timely with all of the squirrels invading the bird feeders. 🙂 Snarky Squirrel: “Look at me! I’m a human! Stay away from my bird feeder! You’re eating all the birdseed! Blah Blah Blah!”
“…So I threatened to pour out my fury on them, and I made plans to utterly consume them in the wilderness.” Ezekiel 20:13b (NLT)
I have decided to give up on adulting. I am a CHILD of God, not an adult of God.
“The Spirit himself bears witness with our spirit that we are children of God” Romans 8:16 (ESV)
Oh look! They’ve started to make teenager mannequins now!
“Sullen and angry…” 1 Kings 20:43a (NIV)
Some people should use a glue stick instead of Chapstick. #truth
“Watch your tongue and keep your mouth shut, and you will stay out of trouble.” Proverbs 21:23 (NLT)
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