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Funny Friday: Saul loved David

Saul loved David meme

Funny Friday: Saul loved David

My daughter ran across this “well that escalated quickly” meme the other day…

“So David went to Saul and began serving him. Saul loved David very much, and David became his armor bearer.” 1 Samuel 16:21 (NLT)

“Saul told his son Jonathan and all the attendants to kill David…” 1 Samuel 19:1a (NIV)

Funny Friday: A nap and a snack

A nap and snack meme

Funny Friday: A nap and a snack

“This is your gentle reminder that one time in the Bible Elijah was like, “God, I’m so mad! I want to die!” So God said, “Here’s some food. Why don’t you have a nap?” So Elijah slept, ate, and decided things weren’t so bad. Never underestimate the spiritual power of a nap and a snack.” ~Courtesy of Joy Marie Clarkson, @joynessthebrave

“Elijah was afraid and fled for his life. He went to Beersheba, a town in Judah, and he left his servant there. Then he went on alone into the wilderness, traveling all day. He sat down under a solitary broom tree and prayed that he might die. “I have had enough, LORD,” he said. “Take my life, for I am no better than my ancestors who have already died.” Then he lay down and slept under the broom tree. But as he was sleeping, an angel touched him and told him, “Get up and eat!” He looked around and there beside his head was some bread baked on hot stones and a jar of water! So he ate and drank and lay down again. Then the angel of the LORD came again and touched him and said, “Get up and eat some more, or the journey ahead will be too much for you.” So he got up and ate and drank, and the food gave him enough strength to travel forty days and forty nights to Mount Sinai, the mountain of God. There he came to a cave, where he spent the night.” 1 Kings 19:3-9 (NLT)

Funny Friday: Everyone will know

Everyone will know meme

Funny Friday: Everyone will know

This week’s Funny Friday is courtesy of The Bible Is Funny! “John: I won!  Peter: Who’s ever gonna know?  John: *whispers* Everyone will know…”

“So Peter and the other disciple started for the tomb. Both were running, but the other disciple outran Peter and reached the tomb first.” John 20:3-4 (NIV)