I loved this Bible translations meme that I saw a friend post the other day…
MESSAGE BIBLE: Mama, I’m hungry
AMPLIFIED: Mummy, I am hungry (famished, starving)
NIV: Mother, I am hungry
KJV: Henceforth, let it be known unto thee, birth giver, that my belly consists of emptiness
“Now I beseech you, brethren, by the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, that ye all speak the same thing…” 1 Corinthians 1:10a (KJV)
Sometimes you might feel like no one’s there for you, but you know who’s always there for you? Laundry. Laundry will always be there for you.
“Purify all your clothing, too, and everything made of leather, goat hair, or wood.” Numbers 31:20 (NLT)
Liar liar pants on fire! I’m always disappointed when a liar’s pants don’t actually catch on fire.
“A false witness will not go unpunished, nor will a liar escape.” Proverbs 19:5 (NLT)
This meme about sums it up! 2020…in one pic: Right lane ends. Left lane closed. Happy New Year everyone!
“The way of peace they do not know; there is no justice in their paths. They have turned them into crooked roads; no one who walks along them will know peace.” Isaiah 59:8 (NIV)
This meme seems vaguely familiar…The amount of work that I need to get done before Christmas (vs what I’ve actually accomplished).
“Therefore my spirit is overwhelmed within me…” Psalm 143:4a (NASB)
Does this meme especially ring true around the holidays? “Christians be like… Lord, let this food be a nourishment to our bodies.”
“…and looking up toward heaven, He blessed the food…” Mark 6:41 (NASB)
A little Thanksgiving humor to finish out the week: “Shot my first turkey this week…Scared the crap out of everyone in the frozen food section. It was awesome.”
“Eat anything sold in the meat market without raising questions of conscience” 1 Corinthians 10:25 (NIV)
I love this little guy’s take on this math problem so much! “Jaden has one dollar bill, one quarter, and two pennies. How much money does he have?”
“There will always be some in the land who are poor…” Deuteronomy 15:11a (NLT)
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