My sister sent some “Oklahoma funny” to me the other day. For those unaware, we’ve had some incessant rains and some severe flooding recently. Some local comedian decided to post this funny sign, “Whoever prayed for rain please pray for my bank account”. 🙂
“Then, when he prayed again, the sky sent down rain and the earth began to yield its crops.” James 5:18 (NLT)
Funny Friday: Children BrothMy brother was smoking some meat on his new smoker the other day. Apparently “children broth” is the secret to keeping the meat moist. My brother is disturbed. 🙂 Just kidding! Gotta love autocorrect! #chickenbrothNOTchildrenbroth
“You must not worship the LORD your God the way the other nations worship their gods, for they perform for their gods every detestable act that the LORD hates. They even burn their sons and daughters as sacrifices to their gods.” Deuteronomy 12:31 (NLT)
This wasn’t from my phone messages, but it might as well have been! 🙂
“So go ahead. Eat your food with joy, and drink your wine with a happy heart, for God approves of this!” Ecclesiastes 9:7 (NLT)
Does anybody else’s kids do this when they hurt each other?…”I’m sorry! You’re fine, you’re fine! Please don’t tell mom!”
“Your enemies will be right in your own household!” Matthew 10:36 (NLT)
Saw this funny Daniel and the lions meme not long ago and had a good laugh.
“So the king gave the order, and they brought Daniel and threw him into the lions’ den. The king said to Daniel, “May your God, whom you serve continually, rescue you!” Daniel 6:16 (NIV)
I came across this napping tip online. My kids are both older but they still bother me if/when I try to take a nap. I like this strategy!
“When you lie down, you will not be afraid; when you lie down, your sleep will be sweet.” (Proverbs 3:24 NIV)
My sister sent me this meme recently. Are you singing along…”I’ve got the joy joy joy joy down in my….cart!”
“…in your presence there is fullness of joy…” Psalm 16:11 (ESV)
In honor of the opening of Avengers: Endgame, remember that the Lord, too, is an Avenger! Happy Friday!
“…because the Lord is an avenger in all these things, as we told you beforehand and solemnly warned you.” 1 Thessalonians 4:6b (ESV)
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