The other day my son told me to ask Siri what zero divided by zero is. This was her response…
“Imagine that you have 0 cookies and you split them evenly among 0 friends. How many cookies does each person get? See, it doesn’t make any sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies. And you are sad that you have no friends.”
Nice. Gotta love Siri’s sarcasm! #FunThingsToAskSiri
“…my friends have abandoned me.” Job 19:14b (ISV)
Have you guys seen the “I Ain’t Doin It” videos from Heather Land? They’re hilarious! I love her sarcasm. (click here for Heather’s website, click here for Heather’s YouTube channel) I thought I’d share one of her recent ones about duck face selfies with you for Funny Friday. Have a good weekend guys!
“For people will be lovers of self…” 2 Timothy 3:2 (HCSB)
Kids really say the funniest things! When my niece was doing a History reading, she came across the word “Saint”. She asked my sister what a saint was. My sister told her it’s someone who does good things for God. Then my niece said, “Oh, that’s me!”
“To all that be in Rome, beloved of God, called to be saints: Grace to you and peace from God our Father, and the Lord Jesus Christ.” Romans 1:7 (KJV)
This tip sounds fun…If you ever get in a fight, just breathe the helium out of a balloon and have an argument. The first one to laugh loses.
“Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God.” Matthew 5:9 (NIV)
I ran across this one a while back that made me giggle. Please try to refrain from jumping out of the second story window on a broom. You are not Harry Potter.
“Long life is in her right hand…” Proverbs 3:16 (NIV)
I’m not bossy! I have skills…leadership skills!! Understand? So…my mom sent me this picture this week saying it was “sooooo cute!!!” Then she added, “It reminded me of you” followed by some laughing and winking emojis and a “Sorry!” Thanks mom. I guess I have been known to have “leadership skills” though. After all, I am the first born of 5 children, so maybe it’s a first-born thing??
“Don’t be bossy to those people who are in your care, but set an example for them.” 1 Peter 5:3 (CEV)
Look at this little guy! Isn’t this just the cutest thing?! This raccoon seems very appreciative of the hospitality.
“Do not neglect to show hospitality to strangers, for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.” Hebrews 13:2 (ESV)
Apparently some of the people taking directions for these cake designs failed to listen to instructions…or rather…took them too literally!! (kind of like “Phteven”) My friend sent me the top cake fail picture years ago. We imagined that there was a conversation that took place…
“Hello, I would like to order a cake for a going away party.”
“What you want on da cake?”
“Put ‘Best Wishes Suzanne’ and underneath that ‘We will miss you.'”
“He answered, “I have told you already and you did not listen…” John 9:27a (NIV)
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