My cute little niece told me this joke the other day… “What do you get when you cross an angry sheep and an angry cow? ……A Baaaaaaad Moooooood.” 😂
“But Samuel said, “What then is this bleating of sheep in my ears? What is this lowing of cattle that I hear?”” 1 Samuel 15:14 (NIV)
@dalton.smileySOMEONE GET ME A PUMPKIN TO CARVE♬ original sound – Dalton
One of my friends sent this to me this week because she knows how I look forward to my first Pumpkin Spice Latte every year! 😂
“Celebrate the Festival of Harvest with the firstfruits…” Exodus 23:16a (NIV)
One of my friends saw this posted on a sign recently. 😂 “I need to get my life together. This heat made me realize I can’t go to hell.” **Just in case you need to “get your life together”…click here. 😉
“And if anyone’s name was not found written in the book of life, he was thrown into the lake of fire.” Revelation 20:15 (ESV)
My mom sent me a funny meme with this saying recently… “Before you speak, listen. Before you act, think. Before you give up, try. Before you go to the bathroom, make sure there’s toilet paper.” It’s great advice.
“…They were surprised that the doors were locked. “He must be using the toilet,” they said. They waited and waited, but Eglon didn’t open the doors….” Judges 3:24-25 (GWT)
My mom sent me a cute meme… “What sound does a cow make when it runs out of milk? None. There is udder silence.”
“…and all her warriors will be silenced in that day…” Jeremiah 50:30 (BSB)
The Lord moves in mysterious ways, but you don’t have to. Please use your blinker.
“Make your ways known to me…” Psalm 25:4 (CSB)
Lord, please stretch my gas the way you did the 2 fish and 5 loaves of bread.
“Jesus took the five loaves and two fish, looked up toward heaven, and blessed them. Then, breaking the loaves into pieces, he kept giving the bread to the disciples so they could distribute it to the people. He also divided the fish for everyone to share. They all ate as much as they wanted, and afterward, the disciples picked up twelve baskets of leftover bread and fish. A total of 5,000 men and their families were fed.” Mark 6:41-44 (NLT)
My sister sent this to me this past week. For those not familiar with Groot, it’s a Guardians of the Galaxy reference. 🙂
“Now yes, it is true that I am a guardian, but there is another guardian who is a closer relative than I am.” Ruth 3:12 (NET)
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