My son texted my last week to let me know of his recent observation… “You know what I just realized? People who take care of chickens are literally “chicken tenders”.”
“…they tend livestock…” Genesis 46:32 (NIV)
Anyone interested in a joust? …”Trying to find a hobby that meets the government rules on social distancing.”
“Harness the horses, mount the steeds! Take your positions with helmets on! Polish your spears, put on your armor!” Jeremiah 46:4 (NIV)
I loved this Bible translations meme that I saw a friend post the other day…
MESSAGE BIBLE: Mama, I’m hungry
AMPLIFIED: Mummy, I am hungry (famished, starving)
NIV: Mother, I am hungry
KJV: Henceforth, let it be known unto thee, birth giver, that my belly consists of emptiness
“Now I beseech you, brethren, by the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, that ye all speak the same thing…” 1 Corinthians 1:10a (KJV)
Sometimes you might feel like no one’s there for you, but you know who’s always there for you? Laundry. Laundry will always be there for you.
“Purify all your clothing, too, and everything made of leather, goat hair, or wood.” Numbers 31:20 (NLT)
Liar liar pants on fire! I’m always disappointed when a liar’s pants don’t actually catch on fire.
“A false witness will not go unpunished, nor will a liar escape.” Proverbs 19:5 (NLT)
This meme about sums it up! 2020…in one pic: Right lane ends. Left lane closed. Happy New Year everyone!
“The way of peace they do not know; there is no justice in their paths. They have turned them into crooked roads; no one who walks along them will know peace.” Isaiah 59:8 (NIV)
This meme seems vaguely familiar…The amount of work that I need to get done before Christmas (vs what I’ve actually accomplished).
“Therefore my spirit is overwhelmed within me…” Psalm 143:4a (NASB)
Does this meme especially ring true around the holidays? “Christians be like… Lord, let this food be a nourishment to our bodies.”
“…and looking up toward heaven, He blessed the food…” Mark 6:41 (NASB)
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