A little Thanksgiving humor to finish out the week: “Shot my first turkey this week…Scared the crap out of everyone in the frozen food section. It was awesome.”
“Eat anything sold in the meat market without raising questions of conscience” 1 Corinthians 10:25 (NIV)
Lifehack: If someone knocks on your door, knock back from the inside. They’ll go away. Trust me on this. 😉
“Here I am! I stand at the door and knock…” Revelation 3:20a (NIV)
Okay, so this meme about the how a man tells a story and how a woman tells a story might be a little true. At least in my house. 🙂
“…You will be scattered in every direction…” Jeremiah 49:5 (NET)
My son sent this relatable math conundrum. 🙂 Anyone else relate? “How I see math word problems: If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof? Purple, because aliens don’t wear hats.”
“This extraordinary knowledge is beyond me. It is lofty; I am unable to reach it.” Psalm 139:6 (HCSB)
My mom sent this joke meme to me…”Why did the art thief’s van run out of gas as he drove away from the museum? Because he had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.” Ba-dum-bump! (except it doesn’t make sense if you pronounce “Degas” correctly)
“Excuses might be found for a thief who steals because he is starving.” Proverbs 6:30 (NLT)
And the 2020 memes just keep rolling in!
“When they try to escape an iron weapon, a bronze-tipped arrow will pierce them.” Job 20:24 (NLT)
Here’s another relatable meme that was on my weekly work newsletter. For the most part, I’m the Type A…except for maybe my emails. My the red bubble on my emails is typically always pretty high, not gonna lie! 🙂 It’s never been over 10,000 though.
“In his grace, God has given us different gifts for doing certain things well…” Romans 12:6a (NLT)
This 2020 version of Goodnight Moon meme was in one of my work newsletters this week. I had a good laugh, but I also had some fun nostalgic flashbacks of finding the mouse on each page with my kids when they were itty-bitty. 🙂
“The sun and moon will grow dark, and the stars will no longer shine.” Joel 3:15 (NLT)
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