Still stocked up on Funny Fridays courtesy of my sister! Here’s another “punny” one she sent. 🙂
“Then Jesus said to him, “Get up! Pick up your mat and walk.”” John 5:8 (NIV)
This is very literally wrong on so many levels. 🙂 Happy Friday!
“The path of the righteous is level; you, the Upright One, make the way of the righteous smooth.” Isaiah 26:7 (NIV)
More puns anyone? I’ve started investing in stocks: beef, chicken, and vegetable…One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.
“You will know that your tent is secure; you will take stock of your property and find nothing missing.” Job 5:24 (NIV)
Here’s another Funny Friday for your enjoyment…or should I say Punny Friday! 😉 Tonight I’m gonna have possum soup made from Himalayan possum, because I found Himalayan on the road! …Just to clear things up–I don’t really eat possum. Although, I’m pretty sure I have some relatives who do.
“…They stripped him of his clothes, beat him up, and left him half dead beside the road.” Luke 10:30b (NLT)
My sister is keeping me stocked up on Funny Fridays! Here’s another courtesy of Cora! She’s so punny! 🙂 “I had a happy childhood. Dad would roll me down the hill in a tire. Those were Goodyears.”
“…because they will bring you long life, good years, and peace.” Proverbs 3:2 (GW)
Another funny find courtesy of my sister. This may be yet another bit of humor lost on some. So for some context, watch the video/song below…
“Now go, and remember that I am sending you out as lambs among wolves.” Luke 10:3 (NLT)
Dr. B. Gee …Presumably good at helping people stay alive. I realize this humor may be lost on some (i.e. my children!), so watch the following video/song from the Bee Gees for some context. 😉
“Paul told the officer and the soldiers, “If these sailors don’t stay on the ship, you have no hope of staying alive.”” Acts 27:31 (GWT)
Hmmm…Not sure I want to use a tissue if it comes out of THAT! I don’t know if this was thought through all the way.
“Think again, you fools! When will you finally catch on?” Psalm 94:8 (NLT)
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