Funny Friday: Sign war
Shots have been fired in this McDonald’s vs Chick-fil-A sign war!
“There is that speaketh like the piercings of a sword…” Proverbs 12:18a (KJV)
Shots have been fired in this McDonald’s vs Chick-fil-A sign war!
“There is that speaketh like the piercings of a sword…” Proverbs 12:18a (KJV)
Don’t know which way to go? Ask the Lord to give you a sign. Hopefully, it will be more clear than this meme! 😉
“Ask the LORD your God for a sign…” Isaiah 7:11a (NIV)
“This is your gentle reminder that one time in the Bible Elijah was like, “God, I’m so mad! I want to die!” So God said, “Here’s some food. Why don’t you have a nap?” So Elijah slept, ate, and decided things weren’t so bad. Never underestimate the spiritual power of a nap and a snack.” ~Courtesy of Joy Marie Clarkson, @joynessthebrave
“Elijah was afraid and fled for his life. He went to Beersheba, a town in Judah, and he left his servant there. Then he went on alone into the wilderness, traveling all day. He sat down under a solitary broom tree and prayed that he might die. “I have had enough, LORD,” he said. “Take my life, for I am no better than my ancestors who have already died.” Then he lay down and slept under the broom tree. But as he was sleeping, an angel touched him and told him, “Get up and eat!” He looked around and there beside his head was some bread baked on hot stones and a jar of water! So he ate and drank and lay down again. Then the angel of the LORD came again and touched him and said, “Get up and eat some more, or the journey ahead will be too much for you.” So he got up and ate and drank, and the food gave him enough strength to travel forty days and forty nights to Mount Sinai, the mountain of God. There he came to a cave, where he spent the night.” 1 Kings 19:3-9 (NLT)
Do you ever mention someone in your prayers, then you feel bad for not mentioning other people, then suddenly you start including the whole population?
“I urge you, first of all, to pray for all people…” 1 Timothy 2:1a (NLT)
Here’s another funny meme I recently saw on Instagram. I can’t say I’ve ever been able to do this with a Reese’s!
“For nothing will be impossible with God.” Luke 1:37 (ESV)
Since we are officially into summer now, I thought I’d share a relatable post that I ran across online a few years ago about 10 things all moms say all summer long. My kids are older now, so I don’t say all of these things anymore, but several of them are most definitely still relevant!
“Repeat them again and again to your children. Talk about them when you are at home and when you are on the road, when you are going to bed and when you are getting up.” Deuteronomy 6:7 (NLT)
This week’s Funny Friday is courtesy of The Bible Is Funny! “John: I won! Peter: Who’s ever gonna know? John: *whispers* Everyone will know…”
“So Peter and the other disciple started for the tomb. Both were running, but the other disciple outran Peter and reached the tomb first.” John 20:3-4 (NIV)
Sharing a funny meme with you that saw on Instagram. It’s funny the silly things that give us joy!
“We use God’s mighty weapons, not worldly weapons, to knock down the strongholds of human reasoning and to destroy false arguments.” 2 Corinthians 10:4 (NLT)
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