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Funny Friday: I want to learn British

My young daughter says, "I want to learn British. They just speak with an accent." :)

Funny Friday: I want to learn British

We were recently talking at dinner about learning different foreign languages.  My young daughter chimed in and said, “I want to learn British.  They just speak with an accent.” 🙂  We’re never short of laughs with my kids around.

“At one time all the people of the world spoke the same language and used the same words.” Genesis 11:1 (NLT)

Funny Friday: You can’t eat ice cream without your children!

You can't eat ice cream without your children!

Funny Friday: You can’t eat ice cream without your children!

According to my young niece, there’s a rule that you can’t eat ice cream without your children. When her dad asked her “Where’s it say that?”, she quickly replied, “The Bible. It’s in the Bible.” 🙂

“Do not eat it, so that it may go well with you and your children after you, because you will be doing what is right in the eyes of the LORD.” Deuteronomy 12:25 (NIV)

Funny Friday: Close that bad boy up!

 

Funny Friday: Close that bad boy up!

Funny Friday: Close that bad boy up!

I laughed out loud when I saw this on my daughter’s math worksheet that she brought home this week.  I love this kid!  This is completely her personality!  How do you close a shape?  Well, OBVIOUSLY you just add a line to close that bad boy up!

“In that day I will raise up the tabernacle of David, that is fallen: and I will close up the breaches of the walls thereof, and repair what was fallen: and I will rebuild it as in the days of old.” Amos 9:11 (Douay-Rheims Bible)

Funny Friday: Get Dressed

Why do I need to get dressed? Getting dressed just wastes clothes.

Funny Friday: Get Dressed

Oh the joys of summer break… This was a recent conversation I had with my young son:

Me:  Go get dressed.  You don’t need to be walking around in your underwear all day.

My Son:  Are we going anywhere?

Me:  No.

My Son:  Then why do I need to get dressed?  Getting dressed just wastes clothes.

“…naked…and not ashamed.” Genesis 2:25