Some Dad jokes coming your way… “If the internet had a boat, where would they park it? Google Doc.”
“Then they were glad to take him into the boat, and immediately the boat was at the land to which they were going.” John 6:21 (ESV)
My cute little niece told me this joke the other day… “What do you get when you cross an angry sheep and an angry cow? ……A Baaaaaaad Moooooood.” 😂
“But Samuel said, “What then is this bleating of sheep in my ears? What is this lowing of cattle that I hear?”” 1 Samuel 15:14 (NIV)
My mom sent me a cute meme… “What sound does a cow make when it runs out of milk? None. There is udder silence.”
“…and all her warriors will be silenced in that day…” Jeremiah 50:30 (BSB)
My son texted my last week to let me know of his recent observation… “You know what I just realized? People who take care of chickens are literally “chicken tenders”.”
“…they tend livestock…” Genesis 46:32 (NIV)
My mom sent this joke meme to me…”Why did the art thief’s van run out of gas as he drove away from the museum? Because he had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.” Ba-dum-bump! (except it doesn’t make sense if you pronounce “Degas” correctly)
“Excuses might be found for a thief who steals because he is starving.” Proverbs 6:30 (NLT)
My sister sent another funny… Why did the cowboy get a dachshund? Someone told him to get a long little doggie! 🙂 Gotta love the pups’ faces in this meme.
“From his throne in heaven the Lord laughs…” Psalm 2:4 (GNT)
One of my sisters sent this to me last week. There are three of us sisters…I wonder if she was hinting that this will be us later? 🙂
I love when people send me Funny Friday ideas. Feel free to send me some anytime! Happy Friday!
“You see yourself, walk away, and forget what you look like.” James 1:24 (NLT)
You guys ready for some cheesy Christmas humor? …
Reindeer: “Why are Dasher and Dancer always taking coffee breaks?”
Santa: “Because they are my star bucks.”
“Here is my servant, whom I support. Here is my chosen one, with whom I am pleased…” Isaiah 42:1a (GW)
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