Some Dad jokes coming your way… “If the internet had a boat, where would they park it? Google Doc.”
“Then they were glad to take him into the boat, and immediately the boat was at the land to which they were going.” John 6:21 (ESV)
My cute little niece told me this joke the other day… “What do you get when you cross an angry sheep and an angry cow? ……A Baaaaaaad Moooooood.” 😂
“But Samuel said, “What then is this bleating of sheep in my ears? What is this lowing of cattle that I hear?”” 1 Samuel 15:14 (NIV)
My mom sent me a cute meme… “What sound does a cow make when it runs out of milk? None. There is udder silence.”
“…and all her warriors will be silenced in that day…” Jeremiah 50:30 (BSB)
My son texted my last week to let me know of his recent observation… “You know what I just realized? People who take care of chickens are literally “chicken tenders”.”
“…they tend livestock…” Genesis 46:32 (NIV)
No crude jokes here! 🙂 I put some of these cheesy but fun Christmas jokes in our family advent calendar this year. Hope you’re enjoying the season so far!
“Let there be no filthiness nor foolish talk nor crude joking, which are out of place, but instead let there be thanksgiving.” Ephesians 5:4 (ESV)
You guys ready for some cheesy Christmas humor? …
Reindeer: “Why are Dasher and Dancer always taking coffee breaks?”
Santa: “Because they are my star bucks.”
“Here is my servant, whom I support. Here is my chosen one, with whom I am pleased…” Isaiah 42:1a (GW)
CAUTION: High Cheesy Factor! Here are a few jokes for kids that you can enjoy and share with the kiddos in your life. Each summer when my kids go to camp, I send them letters to read each day that they are there. Their favorite part of the letters is the “Joke of the Day” that I include in each letter. My kids are at camp this week so I thought I’d share the jokes that I sent with them this year. Have a happy Friday!
“Thanksgiving and the sounds of laughter will come out of them…” Jeremiah 30:19a (ISV)
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